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FAQ'S

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Are you independent?
Yes, I'm a completely independent escort.  All communication, scheduling, posting, website, etc. is done by yours truly.


When are you available?
I'm available by pre-booked appointment only and will always do my best to accommodate you.  With that in mind, I'm a low volume companion and prefer quality to quantity.  I'm not available every day and I only see one or two clients on the days that I'm available, so at times I book up rather quickly.  I book appointments from 24 hours in advance up to months in advance.  My calendar is generally up to date. 


Where are you located?
I'm located in the San Francisco Bay Area.  For incall appointments, I host in downtown San Francisco at 4 star hotels that are conveniently & centrally located with easy access to both parking and public transportation.  I also host in the East Bay, South Bay, Peninsula, and North Bay by request.

I travel throughout the bay area for outcalls to your private, upscale residence or 4-5 star hotel (at my discretion, of course).

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Do you travel?
I will fly to meet you in your city (Unitied States only) for a meeting of 4 hours or longer.  Travel deposit of 50% required.  Please email me for details. 

Travel companionship available to established clients.  Contact me to discuss.


Do you offer overnights?
I'm flattered that you would ask, however I do not offer overnights.  The obvious exception would be for travel.


Are your donations negotiable?
No.  Please don't insult me and/or embarrass yourself by asking.


Who do you look like?

I've been told I look like a few different people, including Helena Bonham Carter, Jennifer Tilly, Winona Ryder, and Betty Boop (yes, Betty Boop).  Honestly, I think it depends on my hair style and that I don't really look like any of them. I've also been told I have a GND look, a Suicide Girl look, and an exotic look.



What are your physical stats?
height: 5'6" without heels.
weight: I can't remember the last time I weighed myself, but I know what fits.
hair: mother nature says brown.  I say black.  we both agree it's naturally wavy/curly but I'm keeping it straight for the next couple months as I grow it out.
eyes: big & brown.  I happen to think my eyes are one of my best features.
skin: incredibly soft, smooth & pale.
tattoos: eight, pretty much all visible in my photo gallery.  these are a form of art for me.  a great deal of thought & time goes into determining what I'm going to have on my body for the rest of my life.  I look forward to selectively & slowly adding to the beautiful imagery that already adorns my body.
piercings: 18 gauge (tiny) nose piercing and 8 gauge stainless hoops in ears (after 10 years of enjoying them, I removed my nipple rings).
front: 38C
back: large
shoes: 8.5 M



What is your ethnic background?
Mexican, Portuguese, Irish, Welsh, German, and French.


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What "type" of clients do you choose to see?
I'm open to seeing those who are respectful and well-mannered.  I do not discriminate and I appreciate people from all walks of life.


What do you expect of me?
First and foremost, I expect you to act like a gentleman and to treat me like a lady.

Hygiene is of the utmost importance.  I'm always freshly showered and appropriately primped for you.  I expect and appreciate the same in return.  If you aren't able to shower immediately prior to our appointment, I kindly ask that you use mine.  I'll have everything you need to clean up & freshen your breathe including packaged soaps, clean towels, listerine, altoids.

I must also insist that you be freshly shaved unless, of course, you maintain fully grown out facial hair.  Meeting me when you have stubble, whiskers, or any facial hair that feels like sandpaper or a brillo pad or a steel brush WILL affect the level of GFE you receive from me.  It's nothing personal, my sensitive skin just can't handle it.


Do you entertain women or couples?
I'm bisexual and thoroughly enjoy the company of a woman as much as that of a man.
I've found that I prefer to enjoy my companions one on one, so at this time I am not available for appointments with couples.



What can I expect during our appointment?
Welcome to my utopia!  You can always expect a very warm & friendly greeting from me, dolled up & decked out, and in eager anticipation of your arrival.  Creating a sexy and inviting environment for you is a lot of fun for me.  This includes candles for mood lighting, the perfect playlist for mood music, and sometimes a few unexpected surprises.  Each encounter is truly unique and I love the challenge of tailoring the experience to the individual, so let me know if you there is something in particular you have in mind.  I'm more than happy to personalize your experience if you'd like to explain your fantasies with me in your email (as long as you do not discuss sexual activity). 



Can I request a particular outfit or look?
Feel free to ask!  
I love to dress up and I have a fairly decent collection to choose from.  While my wardrobe isn't endless, I'm happy to do what I can to accommodate your style wishes.  If you'd like to bring something new for me to dress up in, that's always fun too!



Can we meet for coffee, cocktails, or dinner before I book an appointment?
I'm happy to do this, but please keep in mind that the regular rates for my time still apply.


Can we hang out sometime?
While I enjoy connecting with people, I do not offer my company on a donation-free level.  I have a full and busy personal life that just doesn't allow enough time for that.


Do you give references?
Yes.  I'm happy to give you two references after we've met and if I enjoyed my time with you.  If you leave me a review on one of the sites I use (for entertainment purposes only), you can use me as a reference indefinitely.


Do you accept gifts?

Of course, silly!  I'm generally a modest girl, but I do have my eccentricities and I love to be indulged & adored. Take a look under 'cravings' for ideas & to get a taste of some things that would put a smile on my face.


Do you expect gifts?
No, never!  It's always a nice surprise to receive a gift, big or small.  But your presence is gift enough for me and nothing more is expected.


Do you wear perfume?
Yes, I wear light layers of a Japanese Cherry Blossom scent.  I've never had any complaints and, in fact, have received numerous compliments on my scent.  However, if you suffer from allergies or would rather I be scent-free, let me know and I will gladly adjust my fragrance routine for our time together.



Do you smoke?
No.  I'm happy and proud to say that I quit smoking cigarettes a few months ago.  My sense of smell is much more acute now, so my preference is to spend time with other non-smokers.


Why haven't you responded to my email?
In most cases, it's because your email was incomplete.  
My contact page will tell you what information I need from you.  If any of the required information is missing, your email goes to the bottom of my to-do list and may or may not be responded to at my convenience.

Emails that mention donations, services, are sexually explicit, rude, or vulgar are deleted without response.

Occasionally, an email will end up in my spam folder.  If you sent a complete email and haven't received a response, feel free to resend it.




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