frequently asked questions
Are you independent?
Yes, I'm a completely independent escort.
All communication, scheduling, posting, website, etc. is done by yours truly.
Who do you look like?
I've been told I look like a few different people, including Helena Bonham Carter, Jennifer Tilly, Winona Ryder, and Betty Boop (yes, Betty Boop). Honestly, I think it depends on my hair style and that I don't really look like any of them. I've also been told I have a GND look, a Suicide Girl look, and an exotic look.
What do you look like? What are your physical stats?
height: 5'6" without heels
weight: I can't remember the last time I weighed myself, but I know what fits.
hair: mother nature says brown. I say black. we both agree it's naturally wavy/curly.
eyes: big & brown. I happen to think my eyes are one of my best features :)
skin: smooth, soft & pale
tattoos: six, pretty much all visible in the photo gallery. these are a form of art for me. a great deal of thought & time goes into determining what I'm going to have on my body for the rest of my life. I look forward to selectively & slowly adding to the beautiful imagery that already adorns my body.
piercings: 18 gauge (tiny) nose piercing and 8 gauge stainless hoops in ears (after 10 years of enjoying them, I removed my nipple rings)
front: 36C
back: large
shoes: 8.5 M
What nationality are you?
I'm quite the mutt...Made up of Mexican, Portuguese, Irish, Welsh, German & French.
Where are you located?
I'm located in the San Francisco Bay Area. I usually host in/around downtown San Francisco, conveniently & centrally located with easy access to both parking and public transportation. On occasion, I host in the East Bay and South Bay as well. Other areas I've visited include Sacramento, Fresno, Santa Rosa/Petaluma area, and the Peninsula.
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Do you do overnights?
I'm flattered that you would ask, however I do not offer overnights.
Do you travel?
I'm able to travel throughout the bay area for outcalls. Let me know where you'd like to see me!
Travel companionship available to established clients. Contact me to discuss.
Are donations negotiable?
No. Please don't insult me and/or embarrass yourself by asking.
Do you entertain couples or women?
Yes please! I really enjoy this dynamic and am always respectful of a couple's relationship. In fact, I'm flattered to be considered for a part in your adventures! We can put the focus wherever you'd like. And I love the ladies...Oh, how I love the ladies!...
What "type" of clients do you choose to see?
I'm open to seeing those who are respectful and well-mannered. I do not discriminate against age, ethnicity, weight, or disability, and I appreciate people from all walks of life.
Hygiene is of the utmost importance and if you aren't able to shower immediately prior to our appointment, I kindly request that you use mine. I'll have everything you need to clean up & freshen your breathe. (I'm happy to join you too, but you'll need to let me know in advance if you'd like this.)
I really love kissing and making out, but you *MUST* be clean shaven or fully grown out. The stubble and 5 o'clock shadow may look hot, but my sensitive skin just can't handle it.
What can I expect during our appointment?
Welcome to my utopia! Each encounter is truly unique and I love the challenge of tailoring the experience to the individual.
You can always expect a very warm & friendly greeting from me, freshly showered & dolled up, and in eager anticipation of your arrival. Creating a sexy and inviting environment for you is a lot of fun for me! This includes candles for mood lighting, the perfect playlist for mood music, a selection of refreshments, and sometimes a few unexpected surprises.
Always available for you at my incall:
- shower
- fresh towels
- new soap
- mouthwash
- altoids
What happens next is up to you...
Is this the seventh heaven? It may be ;)
Can I request a particular outfit or look?
Feel free to ask! While my wardrobe isn't endless, I'm happy to do what I can to accommodate your style wishes. I love to dress up and I have a fairly decent collection to choose from! If you'd like to bring something new for me to dress up in, that's always fun too!
Can we meet for coffee, cocktails, or dinner before I book an appointment?
I'm happy to do this, but please keep in mind that the regular rates for my time still apply.
Do you accept presents?
Of course, silly! I'm generally a modest girl, but I do have my eccentricities and I love to be indulged & adored. I have a wish list at www.amazon.com under properpiper@homail.com or you can take a look under 'cravings' for ideas & to get a taste of some things that would put a smile on my face.
Do you expect gifts?
No, never. It's always a nice surprise to receive a gift, big or small. But your presence is gift enough for me and nothing more is expected.
Do you wear perfume?
Yes, I wear light layers of a Japanese Cherry Blossom scent. I've never had any complaints, in fact, I've received numerous compliments on my scent. However, if you suffer from allergies, please let me know and I will gladly adjust my fragrance routine for our time together.